The Break in Posts

Dear Reader, I'm sorry there was such a delay between posts. Shortly after I posted my thoughts on Chita, the Gungan in-home nurse, the author told me that she planned to no longer work on selling this novel. In one phone call she's telling me about how she's sending excerpts to publishers (because who needs an agent when there are publishers like Lulu?) and then in the next she's saying that she's done with this story all together.

I was so disappointed. Done? I just finished reading this stupid thing. I just started a blog about it. And now you're calling it quits. You're not even calling it quits because you became aware of how stupid your novel is. You're tapping out because you've only sold five copies in as many months. "It's been on Lulu for a while now" was your logic. Really?

So what are you new plans? To start hocking the second worst novel ever. (Until next week when you tell me that you're going back to creating the world's most mediocre screenplay.)

What are my plans? To start reviewing everything I read. And continue explaining why this—the first piece of trash, the one you actually spent money to publish, the one that is printed and bound by a third party and available for purchase—is the worst novel ever. Even if you never understand that point.